August 30, 2017
To all Faithful Readers of Our Faithfully Researched Stories,
This morning, heading to my desk in the warehouse, I saw a bandage on Justin’s finger. He relayed to me the events surrounding the appearance of the bandage on his finger and the five stitches said bandage concealed. Being the type of newsworthy news we aim to present to our newsworthy-news-hungry readers, the story is now presented to you.
Yesterday, Justin the Brave was out with his fellow soldier Mel the Valiant. They were fighting the evil foes of the fast, friendly, and amazing King Applied Imaging.
During the course of their soldiering, Justin the Brave, with a heart of compassion, began to help a lowly MP305 (a small copy machine). Unknown to our mighty soldiers, this MP305 was actually one of the slothfully dangerous servants of the evil tyrant prince, Tardiness. Pulling out a hidden blade, the evil MP305 cut deeply into the finger of Justin the Brave. In one united fast and amazing move (though perhaps not so friendly), Mel the Valiant and Justin the Brave quickly finished off the dastardly MP305.
Justin the Brave was now bleeding badly from the cruel cut in his finger. Mel the Valiant helped Justin (tB) onto his trusty steed, and together they set off for a healer of wounds. How fortunate they were. In a short time they discovered the lovely nurse Concentra, who safely sewed up Justin’s (tB) wound. Five stitches closed up the reminder of their recent battle.
In spite of his wound and the cruel betrayal of someone he was trying to help, Justin the Brave is still a “Cut above the rest.”
I hope this story has left you in stitches.
(Can you hear us laughing?)
