April 20, 2017
WARNING!! WARNING!!
Perhaps you are wondering what danger could merit capital letters with exclamation marks. The following story will make clear to all ESNG (AI Edition) readers that this is no needless alarm. Read with caution, as the following story involves violence and death.
Finding the true beginning of any story is no easy task. Not wanting to wear out your patience, we will begin with a bunny.
This bunny was a happy bunny, but also a naïve bunny. This poor, unsuspecting bunny did not take time to wonder about the group of bunnies that invited him for dinner.
“Come on over,” they said.
“It’ll be a fun time,” they said with their smooth tongue-edness. “Ha ha.” The laughter rang as the bunny gathered at the table with his new, though oddly shaped, bunny friends. The invited bunny smiled the smile of the ignorant. He still didn’t realize who had invited him, or what was to soon follow.
If only he had measured twice and cut once. Alas, our simple bunny friend soon discovered too late that he was in the house of CANNIBAL BUNNIES!!! (Yes, there are three exclamation marks there.) If only he had used his head…
…but now it was too late. The Cannibal Bunnies removed his head, perhaps to be used for leftovers, or perhaps for a special bunny-head dessert. In a short time, the Cannibal Bunnies could be seen enjoying their specially invited guest.
While it is clearly too late for our bumbling bunny friend to learn a helpful lesson, each of you, dear readers, can take warning. Beware of the CANNIBAL BUNNIES. If they invite you over for dinner, use your head, otherwise they may use your head instead – for dessert.
Thanks,
Marc
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