April 10, 2017
To All Concerned Setup Techs Out There (and perhaps a few other discerning readers of important information),
Approximately two weeks ago, this very gazette (that’s what the “G” stands for in ESNG in the subject line) published an article exposing K.’s double life as a vampire and a setup tech. K. thought he could hide his secret, but the intrepid reporters of the ESNG always get to the heart of every issue.
However, since the time of that ground-breaking article, I have not been able to sleep well. A guilty conscience is a poor sleeping pill. So now I must come clean. I have a confession to make. The truth is –
– I am a vampire-setup-tech, too. It is with great relief that I finally confess this, as trying to live a secret life is such a trying burden each and every day.
I have already let S. know about this. She has been very supportive and has told me that as long as we refrain from biting co-working (and get fang-dulling dental surgery before the company meeting), Applied Imaging will always have a place for us.
What a wonderful company to work for!
I hope you have enjoyed this in depth and heart-felt report on the secret lives of the setup techs.
Thanks,
Marc
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